Next time I hear people complain
about public phones in the US
I'll send them to France.
Now this is a frustrating experience.
It is almost as difficult to find a phone
than it is to find a place to get food
in the streets of the French Riviera.
So when we find one
we make sure to use it thouroughly.
Really France Telecom is right
to be proud of its service
and of the pretty and useful glass boxes
in which phones are hidden.