Dodge Ram

If you dont like how I pass get on the gas.
Dodgram00 at aol.com (short), 10-25-2002 21:32

If you don't don't like to see the ram... don't look in your mirror.
short4 at citrus.infi.net, 11-12-1998 10:39 AM

If you're low enough to read this get a ram ya geo lover!!
voyager at voyager.net, 18-04-1998 9:31 AM

Ram tough. Cow weak.
nobody at iupui.edu, 14-04-1998 10:41 AM

If you don't like the way I strive, you need a dream.
j.szondi at unl.ac.uk (Juliet Szondi), 03-08-1999 10:01 AM

If you don't like my bumperstickers get off your ass and write your own.
anonymous at forgetit.com, 07-25-1997 2:21 PM

If you don't like the way I approach foreplay, get on with the good stuff.
anonymous at forgetit.com, 07-25-1997 2:21 PM

If you don't like the way I vote, get to the polls.
loase at usit.net (Brad), 07-10-1997 12:50 AM

If You Can't DODGE it RAM it !!
ceejay at gte.net, 06-16-1997 4:51 PM

If you don't like mud in your face get on the street!
WSkinner at teir.com (William Skinner), 04-09-1997 11:11 AM

If you don't like the way I 4 wheel get out of the whole!
WSkinner at teir.com (William Skinner), 04-09-1997 11:11 AM

If you don't like the way I 4 wheel get on the pavement!
WSkinner at teir.com (William Skinner), 04-09-1997 11:11 AM

if you don't like the way i drive, stay off the sidewalk.
donald.hopman@dol.net (Donald Hopman), 02-20-1997 2:24 PM.

If you don't like the way I pay, get on the dole.
Jan.DePauw@ping.be (Jan De Pauw), Mon, Nov 6, 1995 6:42 PM EDT.

If you don't like the way I write, get on the screen.
Jan.DePauw@ping.be (Jan De Pauw), Mon, Nov 6, 1995 6:39 PM EDT.

If you don't like the way I drive, get on the sidewalk.
anonymous, 1990's(?).

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