Ford Taurus (station wagon)

IT'S THE NEXT MORNING... DO YOU KNOW HOW UGLY YOU ARE?
dethwart at voicenet.com (DORAZ), 09-03-1999 11:53 AM.

Its Up There Do You Know Where You Dropped It
alston at icx.net (Tim & Pam Alston), 08-28-1999 4:43 AM.

Its 2:00 a.m. do you know where girls are?
CalvClick at aol.com, 02-19-1999 8:41 PM.

It's 3:00 o'clock. Do you know whether it's AM or PM?
doncm at erols.com (Donald C. Marsden), 24-01-1999 1:13 PM.

The speed limit's 70. Why not 69?
rbolatjo at sr66.com (Rowley, Bowen & O'Quinn), 31-08-1998 10:39 AM.

It's prom night, do you know where I can get laid?
wstand1 at lemoorenet.com (Wayne Standridge), 14-04-1998 10:34 AM.

It's new do you now when it will be old
benmini at club-internet.fr, 11-06-1998 11:42 AM.

It's too late, so why bother knowing about it?
horseboy at capital.net (Pete Blackbird), 01-19-1998 12:36 PM.

It's 9AM do you know where YOU are?
anonymous at forgetit.com, 07-25-1997 2:21 PM.

It's June Cleaver, do you know where the Beaver is?
beaver at mindless.com (Mark Smeby), 05-22-1997 12:20 AM.

Its morning, do you know where last night went?
wallisp at onr.com (wallis parnelle), 01-04-1997 11:26 PM.

It's way out, do you know where I can score more.
shambu at imaginet.fr (Durand Xavier) P.M.U., Sun, 08 Sep 1996 04:55.

It's 1996, do you know what your children are?
slowx at logical.net (Teddy Kusio), Sat, 11 May 1996 19:05.

It's funny, do you know where the joke is?
Jan.DePauw at ping.be (Jan De Pauw), Mon, Nov 6, 1995 7:22 PM EDT.

It's one line, do you know where it comes together?
Jan.DePauw at ping.be (Jan De Pauw), Mon, Nov 6, 1995 6:51 PM EDT.

It's allright, do you know where it isn't?
Jan.DePauw at ping.be (Jan De Pauw), Mon, Nov 6, 1995 6:46 PM EDT.

It's early am, do you know where your latte is?
scott_ettin at ny.hodes.com (Scott Ettin), Fri, Sep 22, 1995 10:20 AM EDT.

It's 1:00 am, do you know where your designated driver is?
Miller beer billboard on Bowery between 2nd and 3rd Street, Sep, 1995.

It's 12:15 am, do you know where to dump the car?
pkolk at econ.vu.nl, Mon, Aug 28, 1995 5:47 AM EDT.

It's 5:00 am, do you know where the Robots are?
flyvision, 1995 (Save the Robots rest in peace).

It's 10:00 pm, do you know where your children are?
anonymous, 1980's(?).

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